US Weekly March 27

Nicole Richie has selected boho-chicness as her maternity style for baby number two. If you or I chose this same style it would be called mumu frocks from Hilo Hattie's of Hawaii. In the Who Wore It Best column Jennifer Aniston once again out rocked her competition in a wonderful menswear chic suit from Burberry. Not surprising, Victoria Beckham lost again in this category. It seems that everytime another star is wearing the same outfit they out rock her. Hmmm, is it because Victoria seems to not eat or is it that she is always frowning?
Kelly Clarkson has basically told her weight critics to go chow down on a Quarter Pounder with Cheese from McDonald's. She doesn't care what you think about her weight. How refreshing! As she said, "Millions of people voted for me.....I was the biggest girl in the group!....People have liked me this way from the beginning." Put Kelly side to side with Victoria in Who Wore It Best contest, and I will vote for Kelly every time.
It seems Alex McCord from the show "The Real Housewife" was laid off from her visual merchandising job at Victoria's Secret. Not to worry folks, as she says, "I don't need to worry about cutting back until my severance runs out." She is a smart one. Spend now, and bitch later!
Prince William spoke about his late mother Princess Diana. "It is a grief never entirely lost. Life is altered as you know it......The word mummy....is now really just a word." I know first hand what he is talking about. It is true, sad and reality.
Paris Hilton and her boyfriend were snapped kissing in the waters of Maui. Here is what she said about Doug, "He bought me more presents than any guy ever!" I think it is all the wild sex coupled with the fact he actually introduces around town as his girlfriend.
My heart broke again. Another picture of Vince Vaughn and his fiancee with her 4.5 carat engagement ring surfaced. Why Vince? Why not me?
Best Friends Leah Remini and Jennifer Lopez were pictured wearing matching gemstone cherry necklaces. My best friend Whitney and I have matching cherry earrings from Claires for $2.99 a pair. I am sure their necklaces were a bit more and not from Claire's.
Good news, Stars-They're Just Like Us. Matt Damon was pictured exiting a port-a-potty in Cape Town, South Africa. Dean McDermott slept at a Calgary, Alberta airport while waiting for his flight. And Christina Ricci actually picks up her dry cleaning.
Lindsay Lohan partied at Chateau Marmont and Jack Nicholson't house until 4:30 am on March 14. Partying over mandatory alcohol-education classes is a wise decision. Even when the result ends with an arrest warrant. According to Lohan's lawyer it is all a big misunderstanding.
Howard K. Stern was arrested on March 12. It seems he was schemeing to get Anna Nicole Smith drugs before her death. Wow! This is the same man that claimed he was the father of her child, kept the real father of her child away, all the while giving Anna Nicole drugs and living with her in the Bahamas.
Britney Spears has rejected a $3 million dollar offer from four publishing houses for her autobiography. She wants more money. I guess $8 million would have been a reasonable offer. Since it doesn't look like we will hear her story anytime soon I will give you a glimpse into what you are missing. Talented young singer, Britney Spears, hits it big with her single "Hit Me Baby One More Time." The manipulation of this young girl begins with her own family, then moves onto management. She lies that she never had sex or did drugs until early twenties. Mother cashes in on her daughter's success, then outs her daughter in her own autobiography claiming Britney was doing cocaine and having sex in her teens. Britney makes one bad choice after another and ends up shaving her head, and holds one of her sons hostage in her bathroom. Police come, take her to the hospital, dad becomes her court appointed guardian and she seems to be getting back on track. Life is difficult and dysfunctional for most. However, I feel sorry for a girl that became a puppet for so many different people, from family to friends.
LeAnn Rimes married too young. Her mistake has caused her to have an affair with a married co-star. Their trysts were caught on tape. They are seen kissing in a restaurant and entering and exiting a hotel. Her husband is clueless and naive. It seems the man she is having an affair with has great abs. He also loves to makeout while Latin music is playing. I guess LeAnn wasn't singing any country ballads while in the hotel.
The Octo-mom took her daughter to Disneyland, her sons to Knott's Berry farm while $12,000 worth of cribs were being delivered to her new $564,900 home. She will continue to depend on donations. Do you want to know how I really feel? I feel angry, sad, and outraged! This is so hard for me to watch. I just am appalled that such a selfish woman seems to be getting exactly what she wants. I ask myself, "Heather, why do you care?" I care because there are so many homeless families out there right now that didn't impregnate themselves with six embryos hoping for a free ride and publicity. I am sick!
Briston Palin, 18 and her boyfriend Levi Johnston have split. Shocking!
The American Idol contestants live in a lavish mansion. It makes it all the easier when the losers have to go back to reality.
If you want your skin to glow; deep clean, exfoliate, prep with a serum and finally, apply a mineral-bronzer on cheeks and temples. People will need to wear sunglasses just to talk to you!
Metal dresses are in. Yep, that means gold and silver. I don't recommend rushing out and buying into this trend. Wait until sequins and baubles come back. That trend seems to come and go much more than metals.
If you are bored and feel like spending some money at the movies, according to Thelma Davis, Duplicity and I Love You, Man are great choices. Of course the Vampire movie Twilight is now on video. I saw a couple sucking each others necks last night around 1 am. I guess Twilight was available on Pay Per View at midnight.
Finally, Paula Abdul was once again caught by the Fashion Police. Maybe American Idol can help her with wardrobe instead of smacking down millions for the Idol contestants digs.