Nicole Richie has selected boho-chicness as her maternity style for baby number two. If you or I chose this same style it would be called mumu frocks from Hilo Hattie's of Hawaii. In the Who Wore It Best column Jennifer Aniston once again out rocked her competition in a wonderful menswear chic suit from Burberry. Not surprising, Victoria Beckham lost again in this category. It seems that everytime another star is wearing the same outfit they out rock her. Hmmm, is it because Victoria seems to not eat or is it that she is always frowning?
Kelly Clarkson has basically told her weight critics to go chow down on a Quarter Pounder with Cheese from McDonald's. She doesn't care what you think about her weight. How refreshing! As she said, "Millions of people voted for me.....I was the biggest girl in the group!....People have liked me this way from the beginning." Put Kelly side to side with Victoria in Who Wore It Best contest, and I will vote for Kelly every time.
It seems Alex McCord from the show "The Real Housewife" was laid off from her visual merchandising job at Victoria's Secret. Not to worry folks, as she says, "I don't need to worry about cutting back until my severance runs out." She is a smart one. Spend now, and bitch later!
Prince William spoke about his late mother Princess Diana. "It is a grief never entirely lost. Life is altered as you know it......The word mummy....is now really just a word." I know first hand what he is talking about. It is true, sad and reality.
Paris Hilton and her boyfriend were snapped kissing in the waters of Maui. Here is what she said about Doug, "He bought me more presents than any guy ever!" I think it is all the wild sex coupled with the fact he actually introduces around town as his girlfriend.
My heart broke again. Another picture of Vince Vaughn and his fiancee with her 4.5 carat engagement ring surfaced. Why Vince? Why not me?
Best Friends Leah Remini and Jennifer Lopez were pictured wearing matching gemstone cherry necklaces. My best friend Whitney and I have matching cherry earrings from Claires for $2.99 a pair. I am sure their necklaces were a bit more and not from Claire's.
Good news, Stars-They're Just Like Us. Matt Damon was pictured exiting a port-a-potty in Cape Town, South Africa. Dean McDermott slept at a Calgary, Alberta airport while waiting for his flight. And Christina Ricci actually picks up her dry cleaning.
Lindsay Lohan partied at Chateau Marmont and Jack Nicholson't house until 4:30 am on March 14. Partying over mandatory alcohol-education classes is a wise decision. Even when the result ends with an arrest warrant. According to Lohan's lawyer it is all a big misunderstanding.
Howard K. Stern was arrested on March 12. It seems he was schemeing to get Anna Nicole Smith drugs before her death. Wow! This is the same man that claimed he was the father of her child, kept the real father of her child away, all the while giving Anna Nicole drugs and living with her in the Bahamas.
Britney Spears has rejected a $3 million dollar offer from four publishing houses for her autobiography. She wants more money. I guess $8 million would have been a reasonable offer. Since it doesn't look like we will hear her story anytime soon I will give you a glimpse into what you are missing. Talented young singer, Britney Spears, hits it big with her single "Hit Me Baby One More Time." The manipulation of this young girl begins with her own family, then moves onto management. She lies that she never had sex or did drugs until early twenties. Mother cashes in on her daughter's success, then outs her daughter in her own autobiography claiming Britney was doing cocaine and having sex in her teens. Britney makes one bad choice after another and ends up shaving her head, and holds one of her sons hostage in her bathroom. Police come, take her to the hospital, dad becomes her court appointed guardian and she seems to be getting back on track. Life is difficult and dysfunctional for most. However, I feel sorry for a girl that became a puppet for so many different people, from family to friends.
LeAnn Rimes married too young. Her mistake has caused her to have an affair with a married co-star. Their trysts were caught on tape. They are seen kissing in a restaurant and entering and exiting a hotel. Her husband is clueless and naive. It seems the man she is having an affair with has great abs. He also loves to makeout while Latin music is playing. I guess LeAnn wasn't singing any country ballads while in the hotel.
The Octo-mom took her daughter to Disneyland, her sons to Knott's Berry farm while $12,000 worth of cribs were being delivered to her new $564,900 home. She will continue to depend on donations. Do you want to know how I really feel? I feel angry, sad, and outraged! This is so hard for me to watch. I just am appalled that such a selfish woman seems to be getting exactly what she wants. I ask myself, "Heather, why do you care?" I care because there are so many homeless families out there right now that didn't impregnate themselves with six embryos hoping for a free ride and publicity. I am sick!
Briston Palin, 18 and her boyfriend Levi Johnston have split. Shocking!
The American Idol contestants live in a lavish mansion. It makes it all the easier when the losers have to go back to reality.
If you want your skin to glow; deep clean, exfoliate, prep with a serum and finally, apply a mineral-bronzer on cheeks and temples. People will need to wear sunglasses just to talk to you!
Metal dresses are in. Yep, that means gold and silver. I don't recommend rushing out and buying into this trend. Wait until sequins and baubles come back. That trend seems to come and go much more than metals.
If you are bored and feel like spending some money at the movies, according to Thelma Davis, Duplicity and I Love You, Man are great choices. Of course the Vampire movie Twilight is now on video. I saw a couple sucking each others necks last night around 1 am. I guess Twilight was available on Pay Per View at midnight.
Finally, Paula Abdul was once again caught by the Fashion Police. Maybe American Idol can help her with wardrobe instead of smacking down millions for the Idol contestants digs.
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Sunday, March 22, 2009
Monday, March 16, 2009
US Weekly Update, March 23
It seems Jim Carrey enjoyed some time with Jenny McCarthy's son, Evan, on a beach in Malibu, March 8. Josh Hartnett got a warning ticket for speeding in Beverly Hills March 4. He was apparently driving a BMW 5 Series. What? Why such a normal BMW? Amy Winehouse was spotted buying candy in Barnet, England. In all seriousness, I am happy it wasn't heroin. Eat all the candy you want Amy.
This one seriously disappoints me. Vince Vaughn is engaged to be married. He gave his fiancee a $125,000 ring on Valentine's Day. I was waiting for Vince to find me. He never did. His loss, I would have accepted a $100,000 ring on St. Patrick's Day!
Madonna, 50, and her boyfriend, who is like 20, are still going strong. She is buying him expensive clothes, dragging him around the globe, taking him to the best restaraunts, all to make him fit into her world. I can't believe he isn't running home to be a struggling model again, and live a normal life. I am sure his declaration of love and dedication to her is real. Who really cares whom is using whom, all I care about is the fact that her very impressionable thirteen year old daughter, nine year old son and her adopted three year old son are forced to watch this. I guess I should calm down. Madonna is a great mom. Those children are not allowed to eat ice-cream, or drink milk, no TV, and magazines are off limits. I guess when your mom is Madonna you have all the trash TV and magazines rolled up in one right in front of you. First ARod, now Jesus, who is next to become a Kabbalah convert? I am guessing Roger Clemens.
Mario Lopez at some enchiladas at La Velvet in LA. Surprisingly, Tommy Lee was exchanging salivia with a young woman at the David Barton Gym opening in Miami Beach. I am always touching others lips at the gym! T.I., whoever that is, rocked out to DJ Berrie in NYC.
It seems Anne Heche's ex did quite well in their divorce settlement. The two will share custody of Homer, 7, and the ex, Coley Laffoon, will receive a lump sum of $515,000 plus $3700 monthly in child-support payments. I will not be running into Coley at Food Maxx anytime soon!
I am sorry to tell you that Martha Stewart's Chow, Genghis Khan, seriously, that is the name that was given, was killed in a propane blast at a Pennsylvania Kennel. I believe the CIA thought that some sort of new terrorist group had infiltrated the US and Genghis Khan was the leader. I am sure the CIA used a low powered air soft gun to ignite the propane tank. Martha should have registered the dog under John Smith.
Good news, 62% of people polled said they would NOT tune into the bachelor again. It seems the country is finally getting some moral standards and telling that snake Mesnick we didn't like your method of humiliating females on TV in front of millions. As usual, the victim, Melissa Rycroft, is getting the last laugh. She is looking hot and smokin it up on Dancing With The Stars!
Here are a few quotes about Nadya Suleman. "She's nuts." "Greedy." "Not capable." This next quote comes from a Beverly Hills psychiatrist. I know, I would have preferred that a Kansas psychiatrist, a bit more grounded and one that deals with normal people would have commented, but that didn't happen. So, here is what the psychiatrist had to say about Nadya after hearing a 911 tape that Nadya made after losing one of her six children briefly while pregnant with the other eight. "When a parent misplaces a child. they're going to be upset. But she goes beyond that. She's overly emotional, and the fact that she 's thinking of harming herself is of great concern." I would say she is overly emotional when she says, "My son is missing! I'm going crazy! I'm crazy!" she screamed before announcing she was going to kill herself in front of the other five children. Ok, I don't know how it feels to be pregnant with eight children, one at a time, three times, was hard enough, but I can tell you with 100% certainty, I would not threaten to kill myself in front of my other children ever, and blame it on hormones. This is narcissism at the top of its game!
Rihanna has isolated herself from family and friends. She is back with Chris. March 5 the full account of the assault was revealed. He punched her and bit her repeatedly as blood splattered; when she tried to call for an assistant to help, he threatened to kill her, then choked her nearly unconscious. I would be avoiding my friends and family if I was Rihanna also. She is confused, and does not want to hear the truth. I am so sickened by this story. I am done commenting on it. I wish her the best, and hope she doesn't end up ten feet under!
Finally, on a happy note, the cardigan is in this spring. US chose to show a camel color cardigan with every thing, but I say spruce the cardigan up. Go for some spring colors, green is my favorite. A green cardigan with a white tshirt underneath and some dark jeans exudes class and sophistication. The hair option should either be a low pony tail or wear your hair straight.
They say the four spring trends to try are: hot pink cheeks, rose lips, violet lids, and bold lashes. What they didn't say was if you do all four of these together you will be mistaken for a clown. Children will run up to you with balloons and ask for the hot dog dog. Hot pink cheeks, might work on a few of us, rose lips are great, I never recommend violet lids, and bold lashes are meant for the evening, not a run to Starbuck's.
This one seriously disappoints me. Vince Vaughn is engaged to be married. He gave his fiancee a $125,000 ring on Valentine's Day. I was waiting for Vince to find me. He never did. His loss, I would have accepted a $100,000 ring on St. Patrick's Day!
Madonna, 50, and her boyfriend, who is like 20, are still going strong. She is buying him expensive clothes, dragging him around the globe, taking him to the best restaraunts, all to make him fit into her world. I can't believe he isn't running home to be a struggling model again, and live a normal life. I am sure his declaration of love and dedication to her is real. Who really cares whom is using whom, all I care about is the fact that her very impressionable thirteen year old daughter, nine year old son and her adopted three year old son are forced to watch this. I guess I should calm down. Madonna is a great mom. Those children are not allowed to eat ice-cream, or drink milk, no TV, and magazines are off limits. I guess when your mom is Madonna you have all the trash TV and magazines rolled up in one right in front of you. First ARod, now Jesus, who is next to become a Kabbalah convert? I am guessing Roger Clemens.
Mario Lopez at some enchiladas at La Velvet in LA. Surprisingly, Tommy Lee was exchanging salivia with a young woman at the David Barton Gym opening in Miami Beach. I am always touching others lips at the gym! T.I., whoever that is, rocked out to DJ Berrie in NYC.
It seems Anne Heche's ex did quite well in their divorce settlement. The two will share custody of Homer, 7, and the ex, Coley Laffoon, will receive a lump sum of $515,000 plus $3700 monthly in child-support payments. I will not be running into Coley at Food Maxx anytime soon!
I am sorry to tell you that Martha Stewart's Chow, Genghis Khan, seriously, that is the name that was given, was killed in a propane blast at a Pennsylvania Kennel. I believe the CIA thought that some sort of new terrorist group had infiltrated the US and Genghis Khan was the leader. I am sure the CIA used a low powered air soft gun to ignite the propane tank. Martha should have registered the dog under John Smith.
Good news, 62% of people polled said they would NOT tune into the bachelor again. It seems the country is finally getting some moral standards and telling that snake Mesnick we didn't like your method of humiliating females on TV in front of millions. As usual, the victim, Melissa Rycroft, is getting the last laugh. She is looking hot and smokin it up on Dancing With The Stars!
Here are a few quotes about Nadya Suleman. "She's nuts." "Greedy." "Not capable." This next quote comes from a Beverly Hills psychiatrist. I know, I would have preferred that a Kansas psychiatrist, a bit more grounded and one that deals with normal people would have commented, but that didn't happen. So, here is what the psychiatrist had to say about Nadya after hearing a 911 tape that Nadya made after losing one of her six children briefly while pregnant with the other eight. "When a parent misplaces a child. they're going to be upset. But she goes beyond that. She's overly emotional, and the fact that she 's thinking of harming herself is of great concern." I would say she is overly emotional when she says, "My son is missing! I'm going crazy! I'm crazy!" she screamed before announcing she was going to kill herself in front of the other five children. Ok, I don't know how it feels to be pregnant with eight children, one at a time, three times, was hard enough, but I can tell you with 100% certainty, I would not threaten to kill myself in front of my other children ever, and blame it on hormones. This is narcissism at the top of its game!
Rihanna has isolated herself from family and friends. She is back with Chris. March 5 the full account of the assault was revealed. He punched her and bit her repeatedly as blood splattered; when she tried to call for an assistant to help, he threatened to kill her, then choked her nearly unconscious. I would be avoiding my friends and family if I was Rihanna also. She is confused, and does not want to hear the truth. I am so sickened by this story. I am done commenting on it. I wish her the best, and hope she doesn't end up ten feet under!
Finally, on a happy note, the cardigan is in this spring. US chose to show a camel color cardigan with every thing, but I say spruce the cardigan up. Go for some spring colors, green is my favorite. A green cardigan with a white tshirt underneath and some dark jeans exudes class and sophistication. The hair option should either be a low pony tail or wear your hair straight.
They say the four spring trends to try are: hot pink cheeks, rose lips, violet lids, and bold lashes. What they didn't say was if you do all four of these together you will be mistaken for a clown. Children will run up to you with balloons and ask for the hot dog dog. Hot pink cheeks, might work on a few of us, rose lips are great, I never recommend violet lids, and bold lashes are meant for the evening, not a run to Starbuck's.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
US Weekly Update
After browsing my daughter's US magazine and People magazine for a few months now, and feeling totally repulsed as I read 90% of the material, I have decided I will save you the cost of the two magazines weekly and give you an update on the rich and mostly ridiculous every Wednesday. We will start today with US weekly and People's update will be tomorrow.
Lil' Kim, who spent a year in jail for conspiracy and perjury after lying to a grand jury about her friends involvement in a 2001 shooting says she reads her Bible every day. I wonder what she was thinking when she placed her right hand on the Bible and "swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help me God."
I guess bloggers out there are a little upset that American Idol contestant Danny Gokey is getting too much air time about his deceased wife. He is twenty eight, he lost his wife to congenital heart defect just four weeks ago. The bloggers are suggesting his dead wife and the tears he has for her are keeping him in the competition not his vocals. Can we use the words ridiculous, possibly jealous, and completely insensitive for these bloggers. I guess it is ok to show other contestants father's in jail, ones being raised by single parents, ones with fabulous families, ones that are dirt poor, but when one loses his wife a month earlier he is supposed to not react? Lets see, he is living his dream, probably dedicating every thing to his deceased wife and is still mourning, but hell, save those tears.
It seems that Slumdog's ten year old star was slapped by his father in Mumbai for not standing up for a photographer who was promised pictures of his young son. The father was calmed down by a neighbor. I am hoping the neighbor slipped him a $5 dollar bill and told him to calm down.
At a cover shoot for Elle magazine Reese Witherspoon munched on double-chocolate cookies and then raved about them. I made brownies today, they are delicious. They were Pillsbury brand, I just added one egg, 3 tablespoons of water,and a 1/3 cup of oil. Down the road at the Glamour magazine cover shoot, Katie Holmes let them in on some family time fun. Her and Tom play the three little pigs with Suri. They all laugh and when a good song comes on Toms starts to dance. Here at my house, we play baseball. If you are on the losing team you get tackled. If I am on the winning team, I start to dance.
Kelly Clarkson spent $900 on clothing as LF in LA. I spent $135 yesterday at Food Maxx. I love bagging my groceries, I can unpack them so much quicker when I get home. Keith Richards let his girlfriend pick up their drink tab at Gansevoort in South Miami Beach. Whoo hoo!
Jodie Foster, at the age of forty six received a speeding ticket in Beverly Hills. If you don't believe US, it was actually caught on tape by TruTV's reality show, Speeders. I bet that show rocks!
Paris Hilton has a new boyfriend named Doug. According to a pal of the pair, "they are just having fun while it lasts. They have crazy sex. That's what it is based on." Her parents must be so proud of her and what she does with her inheritance from her hardworking grandfather.
It was reported that Jessica Simpson had four or five Bacardi and Diet Cokes, not Coke, but Diet Coke, after her February 26th concert. Wouldn't you have all those drinks knowing you have just been photographed again, this time in short shorts. She was preparing herself for which unflattering picture the rats would choose to hit newsstands next!
Finally, I am going to finish with Nadya Suleman. According to US magazine, she told Dr. Phil "reality has not set in yet." You mean to tell me when you were chasing six out of control, attention deprived children, while carrying eight in your belly, you didn't realize what was happening? Ok, moving on. Her plan for childcare involved a higher power. "He gives you the strength, and that's what I am planning." She appears to be delusional. I have to tell you Nadya, God also gave you free will, you chose this, you better find some help and fast.
She has not responded to Custom Kingdom's offer of a year's free clothing, for each of her kids. It equals about $500 a month. I have a suggestion to Custom Kingdom: Offer her $6000 in cash instead of clothing and she will respond.
She hesitated at an offer of free housing and 24/7 childcare from the nonprofit group Angels in Waiting. "Nadya asked if she could do a reality show on the premises, and I said no," says the groups attorney Gloria Allred. Again, offer her the amount of cash she would make from doing a reality show, and then she will move in and make sure her children get the 24/7 care that they need.
Hope you enjoyed a little break from the recession and reality!
Lil' Kim, who spent a year in jail for conspiracy and perjury after lying to a grand jury about her friends involvement in a 2001 shooting says she reads her Bible every day. I wonder what she was thinking when she placed her right hand on the Bible and "swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help me God."
I guess bloggers out there are a little upset that American Idol contestant Danny Gokey is getting too much air time about his deceased wife. He is twenty eight, he lost his wife to congenital heart defect just four weeks ago. The bloggers are suggesting his dead wife and the tears he has for her are keeping him in the competition not his vocals. Can we use the words ridiculous, possibly jealous, and completely insensitive for these bloggers. I guess it is ok to show other contestants father's in jail, ones being raised by single parents, ones with fabulous families, ones that are dirt poor, but when one loses his wife a month earlier he is supposed to not react? Lets see, he is living his dream, probably dedicating every thing to his deceased wife and is still mourning, but hell, save those tears.
It seems that Slumdog's ten year old star was slapped by his father in Mumbai for not standing up for a photographer who was promised pictures of his young son. The father was calmed down by a neighbor. I am hoping the neighbor slipped him a $5 dollar bill and told him to calm down.
At a cover shoot for Elle magazine Reese Witherspoon munched on double-chocolate cookies and then raved about them. I made brownies today, they are delicious. They were Pillsbury brand, I just added one egg, 3 tablespoons of water,and a 1/3 cup of oil. Down the road at the Glamour magazine cover shoot, Katie Holmes let them in on some family time fun. Her and Tom play the three little pigs with Suri. They all laugh and when a good song comes on Toms starts to dance. Here at my house, we play baseball. If you are on the losing team you get tackled. If I am on the winning team, I start to dance.
Kelly Clarkson spent $900 on clothing as LF in LA. I spent $135 yesterday at Food Maxx. I love bagging my groceries, I can unpack them so much quicker when I get home. Keith Richards let his girlfriend pick up their drink tab at Gansevoort in South Miami Beach. Whoo hoo!
Jodie Foster, at the age of forty six received a speeding ticket in Beverly Hills. If you don't believe US, it was actually caught on tape by TruTV's reality show, Speeders. I bet that show rocks!
Paris Hilton has a new boyfriend named Doug. According to a pal of the pair, "they are just having fun while it lasts. They have crazy sex. That's what it is based on." Her parents must be so proud of her and what she does with her inheritance from her hardworking grandfather.
It was reported that Jessica Simpson had four or five Bacardi and Diet Cokes, not Coke, but Diet Coke, after her February 26th concert. Wouldn't you have all those drinks knowing you have just been photographed again, this time in short shorts. She was preparing herself for which unflattering picture the rats would choose to hit newsstands next!
Finally, I am going to finish with Nadya Suleman. According to US magazine, she told Dr. Phil "reality has not set in yet." You mean to tell me when you were chasing six out of control, attention deprived children, while carrying eight in your belly, you didn't realize what was happening? Ok, moving on. Her plan for childcare involved a higher power. "He gives you the strength, and that's what I am planning." She appears to be delusional. I have to tell you Nadya, God also gave you free will, you chose this, you better find some help and fast.
She has not responded to Custom Kingdom's offer of a year's free clothing, for each of her kids. It equals about $500 a month. I have a suggestion to Custom Kingdom: Offer her $6000 in cash instead of clothing and she will respond.
She hesitated at an offer of free housing and 24/7 childcare from the nonprofit group Angels in Waiting. "Nadya asked if she could do a reality show on the premises, and I said no," says the groups attorney Gloria Allred. Again, offer her the amount of cash she would make from doing a reality show, and then she will move in and make sure her children get the 24/7 care that they need.
Hope you enjoyed a little break from the recession and reality!
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