US Weekly Issue 740

Good news gals, Reese Witherspoon and Kate Winslet admitted they have cellulite! Pamela Anderson is looking twenty years younger. She says it is because of her new haircut and has nothing to do with botox or cosmetic fillers. What she is saying is if we all get bangs we will look twenty years younger. I have recently gotten bangs. I am not sure if I look twenty years younger. You can let me know at me new website www.plottoohot.com I have a feeling I look the same!
Poor Paul McCartney was caught with his fly down. I believe he is wearing white hanes briefs. Michael Jordan looks way hotter in them!
Leann Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have not talked since their affair went public. Leann is taking a break from her marriage, and Eddie ran back to his wife. Poor Leann!
After Paris Hilton's bill was not comped at Ecco Ultra Lounge in L.A. she screamed, "What the f..k, I'm Paris Hilton." I am sure they noticed who she was. Hopefully, someone finally said back to her, "And why should we care?"
Madonna finally dumped her twenty two year old boyfriend. It seems she got bored. She got the sex she wanted, she took control, he failed to take control after she was done assuming the role of lion tamer, and then she dumped him. Not to worry she already has her eye on Argentine polo player Nacho Figueras. The good new is he is thirty two, the bad news is he is married with two children. Another wonderful lesson for her children to learn. But hey, they don't watch TV or read magazines!
Lindsay Lohan got dumped by her girlfriend Samantha Ronson. I will get to the meat of the article immediately. They fought non-stop. Late night fights were common after leaving clubs at 4 am. A window was shattered in Samantha's house after one fight. The police have been called. Samantha's family hates Lindsay and has looked into getting a restraining order against Lindsay. Samantha's brother Mark had a party in his hotel suite, Lindsay wasn't invited, but still tried to crash the party. Lindsay feels all alone and says Samantha's sister needs to lose fourteen pounds. Maybe Lindsay can tell her about the cocaine and no eating diet. Finally, Samantha has changed the locks on the doors to her house!
Madonna lost her fight to adopt a three year old girl in Malawi. She was crying, but is now more determined to get that baby. Yep, bring another child her crazy world!
Messenger bags are in! Okay guys, I LOVE messenger bags. They look chic, hot, and sophisticated. The bonus is they hold a lot of stuff!