Good news gals, Reese Witherspoon and Kate Winslet admitted they have cellulite! Pamela Anderson is looking twenty years younger. She says it is because of her new haircut and has nothing to do with botox or cosmetic fillers. What she is saying is if we all get bangs we will look twenty years younger. I have recently gotten bangs. I am not sure if I look twenty years younger. You can let me know at me new website www.plottoohot.com I have a feeling I look the same!
Poor Paul McCartney was caught with his fly down. I believe he is wearing white hanes briefs. Michael Jordan looks way hotter in them!
Leann Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have not talked since their affair went public. Leann is taking a break from her marriage, and Eddie ran back to his wife. Poor Leann!
After Paris Hilton's bill was not comped at Ecco Ultra Lounge in L.A. she screamed, "What the f..k, I'm Paris Hilton." I am sure they noticed who she was. Hopefully, someone finally said back to her, "And why should we care?"
Madonna finally dumped her twenty two year old boyfriend. It seems she got bored. She got the sex she wanted, she took control, he failed to take control after she was done assuming the role of lion tamer, and then she dumped him. Not to worry she already has her eye on Argentine polo player Nacho Figueras. The good new is he is thirty two, the bad news is he is married with two children. Another wonderful lesson for her children to learn. But hey, they don't watch TV or read magazines!
Lindsay Lohan got dumped by her girlfriend Samantha Ronson. I will get to the meat of the article immediately. They fought non-stop. Late night fights were common after leaving clubs at 4 am. A window was shattered in Samantha's house after one fight. The police have been called. Samantha's family hates Lindsay and has looked into getting a restraining order against Lindsay. Samantha's brother Mark had a party in his hotel suite, Lindsay wasn't invited, but still tried to crash the party. Lindsay feels all alone and says Samantha's sister needs to lose fourteen pounds. Maybe Lindsay can tell her about the cocaine and no eating diet. Finally, Samantha has changed the locks on the doors to her house!
Madonna lost her fight to adopt a three year old girl in Malawi. She was crying, but is now more determined to get that baby. Yep, bring another child her crazy world!
Messenger bags are in! Okay guys, I LOVE messenger bags. They look chic, hot, and sophisticated. The bonus is they hold a lot of stuff!
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Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Saturday, April 4, 2009
US Weekly April 4
Surprise, Victoria Beckam lost again in the Who Wore It Best competition. She lost to Monica Cruz, Penelope Cruz's sister. It proves once again eating food in moderation and not looking like a canoe paddle is the way to go. Yes, once again, she wasn't smiling.
Lindsay Lohan says the reason she is not working is because, "All the sicko fans and the noise is so distracting." Wow, I guess the sicko fans that pay her salary caused her to get caught snorting cocaine, crashing cars, driving drunk and running away from the scene of an accident. Do you believe she could be in such a deep denial about why her career went to the dumps? I believe this is another case of narcissism at its best with a celebrity and why we love to make fun of them and belittle them at times. They have a tendency to become insane and absurd.
Halle Berry's baby girl is beautiful. Cindy Crawford is still beautiful and lives on earth, not in la la land like most celebrities. Reese and Jake shared a low-key lunch.
Justin Chambers fills up his own gas tank and Shenae Grimes licks her utensils. My age is apparent at the moment, I don't have a clue to who these people are.
Great news, Vince Vaughn is renting his four bedroom Chicago townhouse for $9500 a month. This might be my way into his heart. Problem is I can't relocate nor can I afford the rent. Maybe I will just fake interest to get a glimpse into his house.
The name of the week is Ikhyd. Rapper M.I.A and her fiance Benjamin Bronfman invented the name. Now, I have a feeling you are safe to name your child Ikhyd without worrying if there will be five other Ikhyd's in the Kindergarten class. Where do they come up with this stuff?
Here is woozy! I don't even know if you all will believe this, but here it is. Lindsay Lohan, her mother Dina, and Lindsay's FIFTEEN year old sister Ali, were turned away at the West Hollywood hotspot Villa because Ali, Lindsay's sister was underage. Dina's reaction was, "Do you know who I am?" I would have said, "Why yes, a crap mother with an insecurity problem, an identification malfunction, for you and your daughter, for you are too old to be picking up twenty two year olds and your daughter is to young to be doing the same!" I am so grossed out by Dina. I have to say, she truly gets the BIGGEST LOSER award. That will be a new weekly category with my blog. She is our first winner of the Biggest Loser in Hollywood for the week award.
Yep, it gets better. Lindsay said, "You're making a huge mistake. Huge!" I wonder what she is going to do. Do a line of cocaine, get drunk, and drive her mercedes through the club's entrance?
Alex Rodriguez was never into Madonna according to Manhattan Madam author Kristin Davis. It seems she rounded up prostitutes and even had a relationship with ARod herself. She is an expert on the type of prostitute he prefers: party-girl types with long hair and curves. That definitely counts carrot juice drinker, lean body shaped like a boy Madonna out. I am sure ARod is relieved the Madam Kristin cleared that up for him!
We have found out the DWTS diet secrets. I will sum it up: eat very little, restrict carbs to orange juice, dance eight hours a day, lift weights and do not eat carbs after 5pm. The majority of the dancers are size 0. Denise Richards was so happy to go from a size 27 jean to a 24. My step-daughter wears a size 24, she is eleven! Again, I wonder why we have bulimia and anorexia problems here in the USA!
That Octo Mom is at it again! I guess she is a camera hog. Out of the 100 hours that Angels in Waiting Spent with the babies Nadya was there for only eight of them. Come on, she had things to do. Starbuck runs, shopping, tv show appearances, those nurses sure are pushy. They say she is materialistic. She bought a new jacuzzi, MAC make-up and she spent $1500 on new clothes. I was hoping the clothes were for the babies, but they weren't. Her publicist is a smart one. He actually told US magazine that he told Nadya that she can't be asking for money from people for help and then buying Starbucks coffee. I am telling the truth now, he actually admitted he now goes and gets her Starbucks so she is not photographed drinking expensive coffee that tastes like burnt mudd.
Madonna is trying to adopt another baby. That is great. Her twenty one year old boyfriend will be a great daddy by the time he has his own children.
Ripped denim is back. In all seriousness, I do love denim with a few rips. Jumpers are back. Stay away unless you work for Jiffy Lube or live in La La Hollywood Land. Neon is the color we are all supposed to scream over. I am crying. The only neon I might go near is pink. Fringe is in. Subtle fringe is great, you just don't want to get lost in the fringe.
The freshest fragances this season are Oscar de la Renta Summer Limited Edition, Stella McCartney's Sheer Stella and Jean Paul Gaultier's Classique summer. I say the freshest fragances are the ones that gel with your skin and create a fresh smell. A fragrance can smell great on you and like dog poop on me. I have worn the same fragrance for ten years, it is always in season and I always get compliments. Stick with what works.
Lindsay Lohan says the reason she is not working is because, "All the sicko fans and the noise is so distracting." Wow, I guess the sicko fans that pay her salary caused her to get caught snorting cocaine, crashing cars, driving drunk and running away from the scene of an accident. Do you believe she could be in such a deep denial about why her career went to the dumps? I believe this is another case of narcissism at its best with a celebrity and why we love to make fun of them and belittle them at times. They have a tendency to become insane and absurd.
Halle Berry's baby girl is beautiful. Cindy Crawford is still beautiful and lives on earth, not in la la land like most celebrities. Reese and Jake shared a low-key lunch.
Justin Chambers fills up his own gas tank and Shenae Grimes licks her utensils. My age is apparent at the moment, I don't have a clue to who these people are.
Great news, Vince Vaughn is renting his four bedroom Chicago townhouse for $9500 a month. This might be my way into his heart. Problem is I can't relocate nor can I afford the rent. Maybe I will just fake interest to get a glimpse into his house.
The name of the week is Ikhyd. Rapper M.I.A and her fiance Benjamin Bronfman invented the name. Now, I have a feeling you are safe to name your child Ikhyd without worrying if there will be five other Ikhyd's in the Kindergarten class. Where do they come up with this stuff?
Here is woozy! I don't even know if you all will believe this, but here it is. Lindsay Lohan, her mother Dina, and Lindsay's FIFTEEN year old sister Ali, were turned away at the West Hollywood hotspot Villa because Ali, Lindsay's sister was underage. Dina's reaction was, "Do you know who I am?" I would have said, "Why yes, a crap mother with an insecurity problem, an identification malfunction, for you and your daughter, for you are too old to be picking up twenty two year olds and your daughter is to young to be doing the same!" I am so grossed out by Dina. I have to say, she truly gets the BIGGEST LOSER award. That will be a new weekly category with my blog. She is our first winner of the Biggest Loser in Hollywood for the week award.
Yep, it gets better. Lindsay said, "You're making a huge mistake. Huge!" I wonder what she is going to do. Do a line of cocaine, get drunk, and drive her mercedes through the club's entrance?
Alex Rodriguez was never into Madonna according to Manhattan Madam author Kristin Davis. It seems she rounded up prostitutes and even had a relationship with ARod herself. She is an expert on the type of prostitute he prefers: party-girl types with long hair and curves. That definitely counts carrot juice drinker, lean body shaped like a boy Madonna out. I am sure ARod is relieved the Madam Kristin cleared that up for him!
We have found out the DWTS diet secrets. I will sum it up: eat very little, restrict carbs to orange juice, dance eight hours a day, lift weights and do not eat carbs after 5pm. The majority of the dancers are size 0. Denise Richards was so happy to go from a size 27 jean to a 24. My step-daughter wears a size 24, she is eleven! Again, I wonder why we have bulimia and anorexia problems here in the USA!
That Octo Mom is at it again! I guess she is a camera hog. Out of the 100 hours that Angels in Waiting Spent with the babies Nadya was there for only eight of them. Come on, she had things to do. Starbuck runs, shopping, tv show appearances, those nurses sure are pushy. They say she is materialistic. She bought a new jacuzzi, MAC make-up and she spent $1500 on new clothes. I was hoping the clothes were for the babies, but they weren't. Her publicist is a smart one. He actually told US magazine that he told Nadya that she can't be asking for money from people for help and then buying Starbucks coffee. I am telling the truth now, he actually admitted he now goes and gets her Starbucks so she is not photographed drinking expensive coffee that tastes like burnt mudd.
Madonna is trying to adopt another baby. That is great. Her twenty one year old boyfriend will be a great daddy by the time he has his own children.
Ripped denim is back. In all seriousness, I do love denim with a few rips. Jumpers are back. Stay away unless you work for Jiffy Lube or live in La La Hollywood Land. Neon is the color we are all supposed to scream over. I am crying. The only neon I might go near is pink. Fringe is in. Subtle fringe is great, you just don't want to get lost in the fringe.
The freshest fragances this season are Oscar de la Renta Summer Limited Edition, Stella McCartney's Sheer Stella and Jean Paul Gaultier's Classique summer. I say the freshest fragances are the ones that gel with your skin and create a fresh smell. A fragrance can smell great on you and like dog poop on me. I have worn the same fragrance for ten years, it is always in season and I always get compliments. Stick with what works.
Monday, March 16, 2009
US Weekly Update, March 23
It seems Jim Carrey enjoyed some time with Jenny McCarthy's son, Evan, on a beach in Malibu, March 8. Josh Hartnett got a warning ticket for speeding in Beverly Hills March 4. He was apparently driving a BMW 5 Series. What? Why such a normal BMW? Amy Winehouse was spotted buying candy in Barnet, England. In all seriousness, I am happy it wasn't heroin. Eat all the candy you want Amy.
This one seriously disappoints me. Vince Vaughn is engaged to be married. He gave his fiancee a $125,000 ring on Valentine's Day. I was waiting for Vince to find me. He never did. His loss, I would have accepted a $100,000 ring on St. Patrick's Day!
Madonna, 50, and her boyfriend, who is like 20, are still going strong. She is buying him expensive clothes, dragging him around the globe, taking him to the best restaraunts, all to make him fit into her world. I can't believe he isn't running home to be a struggling model again, and live a normal life. I am sure his declaration of love and dedication to her is real. Who really cares whom is using whom, all I care about is the fact that her very impressionable thirteen year old daughter, nine year old son and her adopted three year old son are forced to watch this. I guess I should calm down. Madonna is a great mom. Those children are not allowed to eat ice-cream, or drink milk, no TV, and magazines are off limits. I guess when your mom is Madonna you have all the trash TV and magazines rolled up in one right in front of you. First ARod, now Jesus, who is next to become a Kabbalah convert? I am guessing Roger Clemens.
Mario Lopez at some enchiladas at La Velvet in LA. Surprisingly, Tommy Lee was exchanging salivia with a young woman at the David Barton Gym opening in Miami Beach. I am always touching others lips at the gym! T.I., whoever that is, rocked out to DJ Berrie in NYC.
It seems Anne Heche's ex did quite well in their divorce settlement. The two will share custody of Homer, 7, and the ex, Coley Laffoon, will receive a lump sum of $515,000 plus $3700 monthly in child-support payments. I will not be running into Coley at Food Maxx anytime soon!
I am sorry to tell you that Martha Stewart's Chow, Genghis Khan, seriously, that is the name that was given, was killed in a propane blast at a Pennsylvania Kennel. I believe the CIA thought that some sort of new terrorist group had infiltrated the US and Genghis Khan was the leader. I am sure the CIA used a low powered air soft gun to ignite the propane tank. Martha should have registered the dog under John Smith.
Good news, 62% of people polled said they would NOT tune into the bachelor again. It seems the country is finally getting some moral standards and telling that snake Mesnick we didn't like your method of humiliating females on TV in front of millions. As usual, the victim, Melissa Rycroft, is getting the last laugh. She is looking hot and smokin it up on Dancing With The Stars!
Here are a few quotes about Nadya Suleman. "She's nuts." "Greedy." "Not capable." This next quote comes from a Beverly Hills psychiatrist. I know, I would have preferred that a Kansas psychiatrist, a bit more grounded and one that deals with normal people would have commented, but that didn't happen. So, here is what the psychiatrist had to say about Nadya after hearing a 911 tape that Nadya made after losing one of her six children briefly while pregnant with the other eight. "When a parent misplaces a child. they're going to be upset. But she goes beyond that. She's overly emotional, and the fact that she 's thinking of harming herself is of great concern." I would say she is overly emotional when she says, "My son is missing! I'm going crazy! I'm crazy!" she screamed before announcing she was going to kill herself in front of the other five children. Ok, I don't know how it feels to be pregnant with eight children, one at a time, three times, was hard enough, but I can tell you with 100% certainty, I would not threaten to kill myself in front of my other children ever, and blame it on hormones. This is narcissism at the top of its game!
Rihanna has isolated herself from family and friends. She is back with Chris. March 5 the full account of the assault was revealed. He punched her and bit her repeatedly as blood splattered; when she tried to call for an assistant to help, he threatened to kill her, then choked her nearly unconscious. I would be avoiding my friends and family if I was Rihanna also. She is confused, and does not want to hear the truth. I am so sickened by this story. I am done commenting on it. I wish her the best, and hope she doesn't end up ten feet under!
Finally, on a happy note, the cardigan is in this spring. US chose to show a camel color cardigan with every thing, but I say spruce the cardigan up. Go for some spring colors, green is my favorite. A green cardigan with a white tshirt underneath and some dark jeans exudes class and sophistication. The hair option should either be a low pony tail or wear your hair straight.
They say the four spring trends to try are: hot pink cheeks, rose lips, violet lids, and bold lashes. What they didn't say was if you do all four of these together you will be mistaken for a clown. Children will run up to you with balloons and ask for the hot dog dog. Hot pink cheeks, might work on a few of us, rose lips are great, I never recommend violet lids, and bold lashes are meant for the evening, not a run to Starbuck's.
This one seriously disappoints me. Vince Vaughn is engaged to be married. He gave his fiancee a $125,000 ring on Valentine's Day. I was waiting for Vince to find me. He never did. His loss, I would have accepted a $100,000 ring on St. Patrick's Day!
Madonna, 50, and her boyfriend, who is like 20, are still going strong. She is buying him expensive clothes, dragging him around the globe, taking him to the best restaraunts, all to make him fit into her world. I can't believe he isn't running home to be a struggling model again, and live a normal life. I am sure his declaration of love and dedication to her is real. Who really cares whom is using whom, all I care about is the fact that her very impressionable thirteen year old daughter, nine year old son and her adopted three year old son are forced to watch this. I guess I should calm down. Madonna is a great mom. Those children are not allowed to eat ice-cream, or drink milk, no TV, and magazines are off limits. I guess when your mom is Madonna you have all the trash TV and magazines rolled up in one right in front of you. First ARod, now Jesus, who is next to become a Kabbalah convert? I am guessing Roger Clemens.
Mario Lopez at some enchiladas at La Velvet in LA. Surprisingly, Tommy Lee was exchanging salivia with a young woman at the David Barton Gym opening in Miami Beach. I am always touching others lips at the gym! T.I., whoever that is, rocked out to DJ Berrie in NYC.
It seems Anne Heche's ex did quite well in their divorce settlement. The two will share custody of Homer, 7, and the ex, Coley Laffoon, will receive a lump sum of $515,000 plus $3700 monthly in child-support payments. I will not be running into Coley at Food Maxx anytime soon!
I am sorry to tell you that Martha Stewart's Chow, Genghis Khan, seriously, that is the name that was given, was killed in a propane blast at a Pennsylvania Kennel. I believe the CIA thought that some sort of new terrorist group had infiltrated the US and Genghis Khan was the leader. I am sure the CIA used a low powered air soft gun to ignite the propane tank. Martha should have registered the dog under John Smith.
Good news, 62% of people polled said they would NOT tune into the bachelor again. It seems the country is finally getting some moral standards and telling that snake Mesnick we didn't like your method of humiliating females on TV in front of millions. As usual, the victim, Melissa Rycroft, is getting the last laugh. She is looking hot and smokin it up on Dancing With The Stars!
Here are a few quotes about Nadya Suleman. "She's nuts." "Greedy." "Not capable." This next quote comes from a Beverly Hills psychiatrist. I know, I would have preferred that a Kansas psychiatrist, a bit more grounded and one that deals with normal people would have commented, but that didn't happen. So, here is what the psychiatrist had to say about Nadya after hearing a 911 tape that Nadya made after losing one of her six children briefly while pregnant with the other eight. "When a parent misplaces a child. they're going to be upset. But she goes beyond that. She's overly emotional, and the fact that she 's thinking of harming herself is of great concern." I would say she is overly emotional when she says, "My son is missing! I'm going crazy! I'm crazy!" she screamed before announcing she was going to kill herself in front of the other five children. Ok, I don't know how it feels to be pregnant with eight children, one at a time, three times, was hard enough, but I can tell you with 100% certainty, I would not threaten to kill myself in front of my other children ever, and blame it on hormones. This is narcissism at the top of its game!
Rihanna has isolated herself from family and friends. She is back with Chris. March 5 the full account of the assault was revealed. He punched her and bit her repeatedly as blood splattered; when she tried to call for an assistant to help, he threatened to kill her, then choked her nearly unconscious. I would be avoiding my friends and family if I was Rihanna also. She is confused, and does not want to hear the truth. I am so sickened by this story. I am done commenting on it. I wish her the best, and hope she doesn't end up ten feet under!
Finally, on a happy note, the cardigan is in this spring. US chose to show a camel color cardigan with every thing, but I say spruce the cardigan up. Go for some spring colors, green is my favorite. A green cardigan with a white tshirt underneath and some dark jeans exudes class and sophistication. The hair option should either be a low pony tail or wear your hair straight.
They say the four spring trends to try are: hot pink cheeks, rose lips, violet lids, and bold lashes. What they didn't say was if you do all four of these together you will be mistaken for a clown. Children will run up to you with balloons and ask for the hot dog dog. Hot pink cheeks, might work on a few of us, rose lips are great, I never recommend violet lids, and bold lashes are meant for the evening, not a run to Starbuck's.
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